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Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat
Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey
When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.
That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation
Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.
Guy 1. Is this wrong?
Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.
Guy 1 ok but it's fine though
Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already
Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation
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A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun
That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears
A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils
See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard
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The new kid on the block when it comes to racing. Voltcross is the fine art of motocross racing mixed with electric motorbikes. Itรขยยs likes motocross but not as exciting because there is no noise apart from the riders swearing at each other and humming the theme tune to black beauty over and over again. Electricity comes from the sky so when you need to charge your bike go out in the rain for a few hours.
Boy 1. Here boy did you hear about the new thing called voltcross?
Boy 2. No
Boy 1. Sorry wrong person
Boy 2. How did you get in my house?
Boy 3. Sorry can you guys tell me how to get to the garage?
Boy 2. Can I have my shoes back?
Boy 1. VOLTCROSS