Promo

Short for Promographic...

The office friendly version of Pornographic, that allows you to converse with colleagues about porn, without arising anyones suspicions as to your topic of conversation.

John - "Hey, Mikes downloaded some new promo, you want a copy?"

Jay - "Not if it's like that last shit he had, dudes ain't my thing!"

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Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"