cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.

Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.