philing it

Sitting at work playing solitaire, while criticizing co-workers efforts. People who phil it are often managers who have bad home lives, so they spend a majority of their day fondling themselves in front of the office computer.

I would have gotten a raise but I spent my entire day philing it.

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slack day

Slack day comes every April 27th. It is a day in which managers get to sit on their asses all day with no repercussions from ownership. Manager typically gets his jollys as he watches his work get done by someone being paid half as much,also see philing it

Owner:What are you doing today?
Manager:Nothing it's slack day!
Owner:Well I'm gonna go crack the whip on those bitches.

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