Splatteritas

The outcome of drinking a 12 pk of straw-ber-Ritas all to yourself causing you to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds the next day.

-Hey bro, wanna come over and play some Call of Duty.

-Nah man, I've got the splatteritas.

peacocking

1. When a piece of hair is sticking straight up on your head 2. When you have a piece or pieces of hair curling out or all out of proportion.

Brad: Man his hair is really peacocking today.
David: Looks like he just got out of bed.

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