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What you see right after you bust a nut.
After it sits for awhile, it ceases to be hot anymore, and therefore becomes a cumbeard
Yeah I busted a hot load right on his cumbeard. He almost looks like a mountain man now, but it's sperm instead of ice.
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It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.
See coyote ugly
You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.
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Sexually insecure... you think he might me an ass bandit, but you're not sure.
I just don't know about Ben.. he's such a cheesecake.
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The burning, yet satisfying, sensation you sometimes feel after taking a steaming dump
My god... my ass damn near exploded. I know I sure as hell blew up that toilet down there. I got a serious redeye at the moment. My ass keeps clenching too, like I'm still trying to pinch one out.
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A dirty wilson has been committed when you snort cocaine off a hooker's taint.
Yeah dammit, we were just sitting there and he bent that whore over and gave her a dirty wilson. Right in the bar, it was unbelievable.
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