Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.
I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.
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A word founded in Pennsylvania. The art of having one menstruate on your face during intercourse.
Chelsey was drunk last night, when I suggested dessert she gave me a sweet treat, now my shirt needs bleach.
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