Italian Coke

Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.

Jurrito

A kosher burrito. Jew-ritto

So I walked into this weird restaurant known as Freshii that caters to Vegans, yet sells burritos, and then I noticed the indian cashier talking about kosher meat so I was like sweet....make me a kosher burrito, a jurrito. He said no.