MELF

Mother everyone likely fucked

Jen is a real MELF.

She's so loose she's got to be a MELF

potographer

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

Blow a Fatty

The act of smoking a large joint or doobie.

Who wants to blow a fatty?

G'morn'n

For when you are too lazy to write or say Good Morning.

G'morn'n love, hope you slept well.

POS

Piece of Shit

That scum bag is a real POS.

hakuna fucking matata

Sarcastic response to an annoyingly positive person or situation.

Or

With the addition of "to you to" at the end it becomes a smart ass'd response to a miserable or negative person or situation.

Well hakuna fucking Matata to you too asshole.

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PHILF

Pothead I'd like to fuck

She's a chronic Pothead, definite PHILF.