What Are Those?

adj: a rhetorical question when someone is referring to your shoes that no one wears or only people who don't have style wear.
noun:Crocs, Plastic Jordan's, Off brand Kds, Slippers, Chaclas, and ANY THING BEFORE 2000

Popular kid: Hey geek I have really important question to ask you.
Geek: what is----
Popular kid:WHAT ARE THOSE? *points to sketchers* out of date, no one wears except actors who humiliate themselves by advertising it