Creature

any person whose gender is not instantly noticeable due to extreme obesity, ugliness, or both. Creatures tend to hide in their home (cave) or in restaurants until the night when they can walk around in peace. Seeing one during the day is a rarity and it is usualy fun to count how many you can find in one day.

Example 1: Rosanne Barr

Example 2: (Reenactment)

Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"

Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."

Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."

Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."

Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."

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