beauty slut

Someone who's slutty for beauty. I.e., a person attracted to beauty enough to discount obvious character flaws. A guy, or girl, who only chats up the prettiest girl, or guy, in the room.

Mike: Chad only ever talks to the prettiest girls at parties.
Fred: Yeah, he'll be lucky if he can find a girl that's tolerable the next morning.
Mike: Word. What a beauty slut.

stank n' wank

When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.

My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.

Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.