Lily

Lily is the best type of person, she’s awesome friendly and dependable. She is hands down the most beautiful girl in existence. She’s also responsible for global warming because she’s so fucking hot. She defies all laws of nature, there’s no way someone can be so hot and so cool at the same time. She isn’t actually a human, she’s a mother fucking angel. If you ever meet a lily in the wild you are the luckiest person alive.

Guy one: Are you religious? If so do you believe in angels?
Guy two: I’m not religious

Guy one: ok then explain why lily is an angel!