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Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
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Noun: Pants, usually jeans, that are so worn out from wear and tear that the knees are completely torn out, there's strips of denim hanging of of them, and the crotch is starting to rip. They get their name because they look like they should already be in the trash can.
Anna: Dude, you're still wearing your trash can pants? I thought you pitched them a long time ago!
Tom: Well, I think they're cool! It's my fashion statement!
Anna: Fashion statement my ass! You look like you've been dumpster diving!
Noun: A Japanese name, usually a guy's name, that means "victory". The English version of this name would be Victor, or Victoria.
I met this cute guy named Katsu. He told me his name means "victory." I thought that was really badass!
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European pastries that aren't moist enough or sweet enough; they are dry and flavorless, and they crumble like dust.
Everything at the Polish bakery looked delicious, but it all tasted like Eurodust.
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A plot of a movie that was clearly an afterthought after special effects, all-star cast, elaborate fight scenes, etc.
The second Transformers movie wowed us with giant robots, badass battle scenes, and explosions, but we walked out of there wondering what the hell the movie was about. Totally an afterplot!
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Noun: The amount of butt crack that could potentially peek out when wearing certain clothing.
Before you wear a form-fitting shirt with low rise jeans, be sure to check the butt factor.
Plumbers don't seem to care about the butt factor.
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Noun: The sudden urge to go on Google and look up everything you're curious about.
Last night I was on the internet looking up everything from Aztecs to zoology. I think I've been bitten by the Google bug!