Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read

Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.

Wiblet

A W followed by an I followed by a B followed by an L followed by an E followed by a t

Friend: where have you been
Me: wiblet

Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce

Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble