biff

The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm.

"La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young.

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Cartoon Network

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.

Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

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baby momma drama

The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.

This baby momma drama is killin' my game!

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strait up

an agreement

john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg

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dick tease

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.

Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.

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jelly

cellulite or fat

I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)

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jump

a surprised attack by a large group of peeps apone a smaller groups of peeps

Homie see thoses fags over there? the short one fucked my gurl, lets jump those bitches

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