Noonitoon

Refers to a character or person from the PMLN political party usually with a low IQ and somewhat deranged disposition. Usually a noonitoon suffers from speaking difficulties, incoherent language spoken or written and uncoordinated gestures. Noonitoons will often hang around in packs or in a social group for support. However a noonitoon will often turn on his own in a fit of rage or when provoked. A noonitoon can also be an individual/s attempting to display violence similar to a Gullu Butt.
Collectively the term noonitoon can also describe PMLN thugs, hooligans, vandals, as well as comical and eccentric PMLN politicians. Noonitoons have alliances to PMLN and on occasions such as rallies, political demonstrations/marches and press conferences their services are paid and bought for to make up the numbers.
Noonitoons spread PML literature and ideology in public media and act as internet trolls on various political discussions, social networks and forums. In general noonitoons usually conspires and prefabricated false allegations and will even resort to sabotage.

A: “Pir Sabir Shah is the noonitoon singing Go Nawaz Go?”
B: “Is it true that Billu Butt is a notorious noonitoon?”
C: “the reporter and anchor is a noonitoon”

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Sheeda Darbari

Sheeda Darbari is the name given to the prime servile courtier, chief jester and compulsive liar Pervez Rashid from the PMLN party. He is known for making constant lies, cover-ups, baseless allegations and scandals and giving long story telling press conferences while abusing and threatening his power as the Minister for Information/Broadcasting by forcing television channels to cover his conjecture and ambiguous far-fetched outlandish speeches. Sheeda Darbari specifically targets prime time viewers often during peak hours to hijack and troll events or to take the limelight and gloss from others. It is well known that he also instructs bestselling newspapers to publish his spurious articles, comments as to what, when and where he wishes.
Sheeda Darbari is a corrupt politician with a chequered history who exploits reputation management, propaganda, media manipulation and is the PMLN kingpin of spin doctoring. He has a thin disguise of hiding behind his glasses and speaking in very low, soft voice while trying to act polite with a sheepish smile and a ridiculous white moustache. He is a disgrace to the moral and civil society and has also been compared to Hitler’s right hand man Goebbels for his ruthless misaligned propaganda for a brutally corrupt fascist regime.

1. Sheeda Darbari is making allegations of tax evasion.
2. Now....Darbari Saab is saying.....Darbari Rashid is saying ....Sheeda Darbari is saying...
3. “The clip on his expensive sandals cost more than his entire outfit,” said Sheeda Darbari at a prearranged press conference for the media.

Maulana Diesel

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

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Rum Old Boy

An expression used to describe a camp, narcissistic, eccentric, quirky chap/individual or member of the establishment in satirical humour or derogatory fashion.

Nigel: “How’s the new bloke?”
Damian: “He’s a very Rum Old Boy!”, **laughs

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Waqared

It is referred to as an expression or delivery in cricket which was perfected by the king of swing and formidable express fast bowler Waqar Younis from Pakistan. The term is used when you get a lethal delivery that is a inswinging yorker at high pace usually aimed at leg stump, result of which is a dismissal of bowled or leg before or sometimes if you were really unlucky a toe crusher. This could be done at will and frequency hence the generic term “getting Waqared” spread and became infamous through the county and International circuit. He was also one of the pioneers and probably the best exponent of reverse swing.

England 1st innings

GA Hick bowled Waqar Younis 1 (Hick was Waqared)

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Go Nawaz Go

Infamous slogan became common language and expression used against the problems arising from a corrupt regime. It refers to the removal of an oppressive and fake Government elect of Nawaz Sharif who rigged and committed the biggest election fraud in the history of Pakistan in 2013.
Go Nawaz Go is used by the entire public and all age groups from men, women, children and senior citizens. It is also used in many songs, anthems and since going viral it has spread worldwide on the internet and international public venues.
Go Nawaz Go is also used to demand a resignation from Nawaz Sharif for rigging the election, stealing the people’s mandate and because his Government failed miserably in the wake of the killing of innocent protesters, mass corruption, nepotism, tyranny, fascism, suppressing the poor masses, poverty, huge utility bills, taxes, money laundering, commission agenda and brutally corrupt police and justice system.
During September to October 2014 historic and record attendances at protests in Islamabad, Karachi, Lahore, Mianwali, Multan and Faisalabad with millions shouting and chanting “Go Nawaz Go”. In September 2014 Nawaz Sharif visit to the UN in New York had the world record attendance against a foreign national country head and they were all shouting Go Nawaz Go.

Newscaster: “School children are shouting ‘Go Nawaz Go’ ”
Newscaster: “Flights delays at the airport prompted passengers in shouting “Go Nawaz Go”
Sheikh Rasheed: “You are corrupt, dishonest, sluggish, get out! Go Nawaz Go !!!”
TuQ: “If your electricity cuts out then say ‘Go Nawaz Go’, If your household gas is stopped then say ‘Go Nawaz Go’ If your water supply is cut out then say ‘Go Nawaz Go’, if flies are annoying you then say ‘Go Nawaz Go’, If mosquitoes will not let you sleep then say ‘Go Nawaz Go’ ”

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Waqar

First name of the express pace fast bowler from Pakistan, Waqar Younis.
He is acknowledged as one of the greatest bowlers in the history of the game, he became well known for a slick long run up, whippy sling type action, extreme pace and lethal swing. From the early 1990's he caused mayhem with high speed pace bowling, the use of reverse swing, ability to take wickets and his impressive strike rates. He also bowled in tandem with another fast bowler Wasim Akram and they remain the most successful bowling combination in the history of the game. Together they also changed the focus of fast bowling to concentrate bowling a full length wicket to wicket at the stumps or attacking the batsman rather than the traditional use of short of a length bowling outside the line of off stump.
He was a natural strong athlete who was spotted and groomed by the great Imran Khan. His stock trade mark delivery was the Waqar Younis inswinging yorker, it became one of best sights to view in all its glory on a cricket pitch. A charismatic individual who played the game competitively, keenly and professionally Waqar Younis also gained many fans and admirers, including Usain Bolt (the Jamaican sprinter) who regarded Waqar Younis as a hero and enjoyed watching him bowl.

“Bowled him, yorked, Waqar again.”

It was swift and it was swinging in right onto his toe. He’s been Waqared.
“Waqar could even destroy the English batting line-up if he bowls with an orange” quoted legend Geoff Boycott.

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