Dylan is a lanky emo asshole who hates everyone and is basically glued to his phone.
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A crinklesnoop is an ugly, purple, lanky demon from hell that reeks of cat piss and has eyes the size of large marbles, no soul can be found behind those marble sized eyes, he killed the dinosaurs. He's extremely sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, xenophobic and hates every human on the planet earth except for his for his Demon worshipping, Kanye loving, nazi owner, Ava.
Rando:Oh my golly gosher is that crinklesnoop?
Sane person: ew get that dinosaur destroyer away from me!
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Sam is a tall lanky dickhead with concerningly curly hair that looks like a fucking afro, he is addicted to porn and watches it every chance he could possibly get.
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People with this name are so sexy, dominant and hot. They dominate people 24/7 and get all the bitches because of their elite level of sexiness. They use shantarla pheromones to attract submissive and breedable people for them to dominate. They have aggressive dominant urges at all times that they need to keep at bay.
violet: yesterday some person named shantarla dominated me
sam; omg me too, it might've been the same shantarla!
Ava is the worst person you could ever encounter. Ava is a demon worshipper, Who loves Kanye and is a nazi. She's covered in crinklesnoop's skin cells which are purple in colour and gives off a stench of cat piss (courtesy of crinklesnoop)
Ava: THE ARYAN RACE WILL BE THE ONLY RACE.
Sane person: GET AWAY YOU KANYE LOVER
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