Down South

Many people living in Northern Ireland refer to places across the Irish border as " down South." Ireland consists of thirty two counties. Northern Ireland is known as The Six Counties and the remaining twenty six counties are now known as Ireland. People who do not live in one of the thirty two counties of Ireland have difficulty understanding the Irish situation.

When the new International Rugby season commences many people from Northern Ireland head Down South to Dublin to watch the matches at Lansdowne Road.

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newt

A nice elegant woman thanks

A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt

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lifetime

lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived

Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime

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ACM

ACM is an acronym for Another Cunt Molested

The pathologist looked at the body of the young woman rape and strangulation
victim lying on the examination table in the mortuary and said ACM

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DMB

DMB is an acronym for Definitely Marvelous Bondage

I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB

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er

Abbreviation - eternally reasonable

That man never argues, speaks much common sense, and is popular. He is er

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Penis

A Penis is a multi use tool

A Penis may be used for the following..
1. Pissing into the toilet bowl
2. Having a wet dream
3. Giving oral satisfaction to a woman or a gay male (either one can give you a blow job)
4. Receiving satisfaction from a woman or a gay male (one or the other giving you a blow job)
5. Sexual intercourse (straight)
6. Sexual intercourse (anal)
7. Showing off to the guy standing beside you at the urinal
8. Shaking off drips after pissing in the urinal
9. When you are a small boy you may use it for striking a bargain with a small girl.
The conversation usually goes along these lines "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"
10. Masturbation
11. CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) or Genitorture (BDSM specialities)
12. Another area of the body to receive a few tattoos
13. Another area suitable for body piercing
14. It's a good part of the anatomy for wearing a ring
15. A hard penis is good for the ejaculation of semen
16. It may be stimulated to give you pleasure
17. A penis fits neatly into an orifice. It may fit into more than one orifice, usually one at a time.

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