Kildare

Kildare (Cill Dara - Church of the Oaks) is a county in
Ireland It is in the Province of Leinster and is South West of Dublin (the Capital of Ireland
County Town - Naas
Pop. - approx. 164000.
Places of Interest - the historical town of Kildare; Maynooth where the National University of Ireland and St Patrick's College are situated and the Curragh Race Course

We live in the north of Ireland We make regular trips to Kildare to watch the horse racing at the Curragh. Yhere are many stud farms close to the Curragh. Driving past the Curragh in the early morning is a pleasant sight. You usually see strings of horses with their riders being exercised on the gallops.

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GAA

GAA is an acronym for Great Arrogant Assholes

The GAA (Gaelic Athletic Association) ban Irishmen not of their particular
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA

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needy

needy is an acronym for needing efficient energetic damp yoni

A woman sent me a message saying "J's needy"

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IMB

It's my birthday. IMB every year on 2nd September

When IMB, if there is a party people sing Happy Birthday to You to me.

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old money

people who have managed their money carefully over many generations and increased the value of their holdings by careful financial management. Many of these people own a large estate and may also have a town house. They do not follow the popular fashion fads and wear good quality clothing that has a timeless look. Everything about them may be summed up in a few words GOOD TASTE and QUALITY

Most of the old money in Ireland belongs to the gentry and families with businesses established the 1800s and early part of the 1900s

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statesman

A Statesman sometimes alters words so his sentences get a more precise meaning -
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour

One of the translators for the British senior statesman speaking at the
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman

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Car Bomb

Very popular with international terrorist groups including the IRA. A car wired with explosives that are detonated by remote control killing people and destroying neighbouring property. Please do not try this at home. You may notice that when the bomb has gone off with a big bang you may be suffering from deafness. The other thing you will most certainly notice is that both your neighbours and their houses have moved away from the locality. By the way, where is your house? You foolish person an insurance claim might not be a good idea, I doubt you will get away with it. Never mind the government of your country may give you free accommodation for the rest of your life.

The car bomb on 15th August 1998 in Market Street, Omagh, Co. Tyrone in the north of Ireland, detonated by the Real IRA killed 29 people

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