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track whore

track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.

When my mates and I have had a few drinks in town tonight we are all going to track whore.

by Criostoir Hulme May 25, 2006


gmf

A text message - Greetings my friend

I sent a text message to an old acquaintance the other day - gmf

by Criostoir Hulme September 09, 2005


Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II

Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.

by Criostoir Hulme December 08, 2005


t

t = Taxi and most of them qualify as Public Service Vehicles. In the north of Ireland they are regulated by Road Transport Licensing Division of DVLNI (Department of Vehicle Licencing Northern Ireland)and DOE (Department of Environment.

Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit

The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.

I occasionally use a t to travel to and from Belfast. A new friend, who lives in Belfast
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.

by Criostoir Hulme August 25, 2005


World Cup

World Cup .. what's that? I know it has something to do with football.

English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.

by Criostoir Hulme July 15, 2006


a shag

a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag

Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse

by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006


Ch

In the text message directory Ch means cheerful

I texted a reply saying Ch to a friend who asked how I was feeling.

by Criostoir Hulme September 08, 2005