DMB

DMB is an acronym for Definitely Marvelous Bondage

I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB

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IF

IF is a poem written by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1836)

IF by Rudyard Kipling starts -
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubting too;
......and ends ...
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.

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Bn

A Norn Iron expression for Belfast nightlife

These few lines give a soupçon of Bn

Great Victoria Street abounds with many a club and pub
In the evenings they're popular spots for drink and grub.
The oldest pub in the street is the Crown
Where manys a pint of Guinness is supped down

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ACM

ACM is an acronym for Another Cunt Molested

The pathologist looked at the body of the young woman rape and strangulation
victim lying on the examination table in the mortuary and said ACM

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er

Abbreviation - eternally reasonable

That man never argues, speaks much common sense, and is popular. He is er

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Penis

A Penis is a multi use tool

A Penis may be used for the following..
1. Pissing into the toilet bowl
2. Having a wet dream
3. Giving oral satisfaction to a woman or a gay male (either one can give you a blow job)
4. Receiving satisfaction from a woman or a gay male (one or the other giving you a blow job)
5. Sexual intercourse (straight)
6. Sexual intercourse (anal)
7. Showing off to the guy standing beside you at the urinal
8. Shaking off drips after pissing in the urinal
9. When you are a small boy you may use it for striking a bargain with a small girl.
The conversation usually goes along these lines "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"
10. Masturbation
11. CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) or Genitorture (BDSM specialities)
12. Another area of the body to receive a few tattoos
13. Another area suitable for body piercing
14. It's a good part of the anatomy for wearing a ring
15. A hard penis is good for the ejaculation of semen
16. It may be stimulated to give you pleasure
17. A penis fits neatly into an orifice. It may fit into more than one orifice, usually one at a time.

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Too many blank lines in a row

This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .

When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.

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