I love spending time with you

When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).

Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*

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Pop a cherry

To have sex with a virgin, specifically a woman.

Guy 1: I found out that my girlfriend was a virgin yesterday
Guy 2: Are you gonna go pop a cherry

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david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.