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What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard
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Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet
In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position
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When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning
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Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.
I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up
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To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues
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A detrimental comment usually alikened to calling someone a penis. Used in a few rare films with great hilarity
Gerry you Peckerwood that's a crocodile not an alligator.
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