necropedo

a paedophile who puts his penis into the anuses and vaginas of little dead kids. this unstoppable beast has the potential to tear through over 6000 assholes a day and has a penis that shrivels into his rectum.

person 1: 'my 5 year old is dead'

person 2:'oh shit can my necropedo friend have a go'

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insecute

when you feel like you look bomb in an outfit like an Arab but you're don't know if other people will see how cool you look and you become insecure about the fact that others may not see you as cool as you see you sometimes

dobby:omg i feel so insecute today
asshat:me too buddy, me too