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A man who sits alone in a bar, silently planning how he will rule the world by giving out free doritos. All who defy him shall parish at the end of his godly doritos gun. Seems like a good way to go but instead leaves you wanting more. Your last few moments on this earth are filled with your craving for more of that intoxicating, addicting Doritos taste. You stop caring about everything. You stop caring about the type of doritos. All you know is doritos. Doritos are everything. This is how all will fair if you oppose the man in the bar who sits alone planning. Always planning.
That guy over there gave my children Doritos so they now see him as a god. I know the truth. I know a doritos nazi when I see one
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A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
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A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.
Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover
An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.
I was up all night and I think I've become a urban searcher