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A tool that allows you to steal music from your favorite artist's and is like no other in revealing who all the selfish people in the world really are.
Joe: Man I have Limewire and I get all my songs for free!
John: But dude that is stealing, don't you remember "Thou shalt not steal?
Joe: So? Everyone uses it!
John: If everyone was gay would you be gay?
Joe: Douchee
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A slang term for vagina, sounds even funnier than the real word and won't get you in trouble, no matter how many times you say it!
I POUND VOSH
What the vosh?
Shut the vosh up
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Short for peoplePC online, about the slowest, least secure, and overall suckiest ISP ever, yes, even worse than AOL. Do you remember those commercials several years back about it?
PeoplePC can at least send me free coasters every week
A name not to be taken literally as an action.
Joe: I will not Dick Cheney!
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First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say
Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!
Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays
Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!
AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
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When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important
Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch
Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")
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The type of knot used on yoyo's were the hole where your finger is supposed to go can be made bigger or smaller without destroying the hole or having it slip out when you pull the yoyo away from you. Oh and it is also a kick ass metal band.
Hey this hole is too small, can you tie a slipknot for me?
Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass
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