Dirty Stankovic

When somebody sits on someones face while sleeping bare nakid and rips a STANKY fart on their face, getting the person really mad!

Josh: Hey I'm pretty bored, what shoud we do right now that would be funny?

Henry: Let's give Joey the dirty stankovic! That'll sure piss him off

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Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

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