Thomas

The friend that you introduce to your crush thinking there is absolutely no way at all he could possibly considered competition then the next thing you know, He asks out your crush.

Did you hear that Charlie was about to ask his crush out?

I did, but didn't Thomas beat him to it?

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CoronaBreak

Coronabreak is when you have school off because some chinese person ate a bat 3-4 months ago.

Person1:We don't have school the next 2 weeks

Person2:So to be clear you are saying that we don't have school for the next two weeks, then we have school for a week, then we go on spring beak?

Person1:Yep

Person2:Yeah nice try

Person2:*checks school website*

Person2:What the f*ck

Person1:Happy CoronaBreak