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When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.
Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.
When you have your significant other lay in a bathtub full of ice until the skin is numb and blueish. You then have sex with the significant other while they hold completely still to simulate having sex with a dead body.
I thought Cromer was giving Tiffany a necrobath......I'm not allowed to hang out with Cromer anymore.
The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.
Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.
When you stage saving someone's life under the intent that they will have sex with you as a reward.
Cromer paid those guys to attack Tiffany, so after he saved her, she would let him herogasm on her face.
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When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.
While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.
When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.
At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.
It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
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