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when you take a shit in the toilet so big that it soaks up the toilet water and it looks like all thats left in the toilet is a huge turd.
"Honey, call Guinness book of world records! I just left a sponge wonder in the toilet thats the biggest ive ever seen."
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The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.
My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.
"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
when you take a shit and you are constipated - it comes out slow but leaves a lot of shit behind to wipe.
I thought id never get off the toilet. I finally let out a dirty tortus and had such a dirty ass i used all the toilet paper.
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That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.
When a looser roommate has a bedroom that smells like the local bar restroom and jerks off in front of the tv in the living room, he leaves his Ray Spray all over the place.
"Hey Frank, RAY left his Ray Spray all over this stack of gay porno films!"
Jewish holiday that celebrates disappearing from a tenuous situation.
I got to get the Hell out of here and go celebrate Bookwook before things get out of hand!