assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

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ghetto palate

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?

Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

Play dough fudge factory

Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.

One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl

I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends

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Cunt Bunt

Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in

My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

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