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A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.
The color is of courseâ¦brown
Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away
A bleached blonde troll who lacks intelligence and style looking specifically for baristas to bang.
Look at that blonde bitch! Sheâs nottinâ but a Cynderblock banging every barista from NYC to Austin
Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air
I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown
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When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.
When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock
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When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
Sam brought the best tip dripping for Helen's holiday bash
Then bashed Helen across the fuckin head
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When the number of women out number the number of men at CostCo
This place is a real twatsCo today with all these fat bitches shopping today
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