The Seventh Tower

An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....

Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"

Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"

Beetard

A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.

Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"

Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.

Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"