Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

Jdkd

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Jdkd means "some and kill death"

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Droms Bopping

A missly pronounced word that is supposed to be "Bombs Dropping" but when you have ADHD and talk fast like me, it happens a lot, also it's an inside joke within my small friend group.

Friend 1: "back in world war 2, my grandma was there when there were Droms Bopping"

Everyone else: 'Laughs'

Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute

Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"

Skin Fruit

Similar to the "Skin Flute" which means "Penis" the Skin Fruit, means "ballsack" if you are in the Kitchen, you can make lots of jokes.

Dude 1: "Bro my Skin Fruit is itchy"

Dude 2: "Scratch it"