Israel

Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.

Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.

“Damn, Israel is one fiiine lookin’ man”
“YESSIR”

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