Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

The TC Experience

When a seemingly simple or innocent plan becomes more complex and dangerous than originally anticipated (derived from Tom Clancy). Used to emphasize deception and intrigue in daily events and experiences.

When Eric offered to take me to the movies I said "sure why not," little did I know that he had planned to give me the TC experience by the end of the night.