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Iphone

A smart phone that actually works unlike an Android.

Iphone is a phone that actually works and doesn’t explode.

Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.

by Crumblygriffin3 May 15, 2019

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