pflaume

German slang for "cunt".

Translates literally to "plum."

Woman: You speak German? Teach me something!
Man: Zieg mir diene pflaume.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: Hello, Sunshine.

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Friend dumped

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.

Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.