Davidâs are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they arenât a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named âJoshâ
Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile
Person 2: On god
A naughty girl wanting to be punished by daddy for being too sus.
Girl: Can I be your little sussy baka?