Ninja

A silent-but-deadly fart normally released to assassinate unsuspecting bystanders in small cars, phone booths, and long elevator rides. These ninjas are known to have not only render average humans unconscious, but clear funeral homes, meeting space, classrooms, and other places where people would be caught with their guard down and nostrils open.

I almost died in at the office today when headed to the 47th floor in the elevator some jerk blew-ass released a ninja and everybody suffered from oxygen deprivation.

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