pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear

Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen

Key Hole

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key

Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight