Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.

He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?

adminsturbation

Administrative procedures, policies, paperwork and other excessive workplace structuring that needlessly interfere with people's ability to do their jobs and exist only to serve the administrators rather than the company itself.

"We could have this software rolled out reliably in a couple of weeks but, once we get through all the adminsturbation, it'll probably take about 8 or 10 months."

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