Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

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Panko

Mainly associated with Japanese bread crumbs this word originated as something people would call a Japanese woman's crusty Vagina. In the early 1940's this word was used by US soldiers to describe the vagina of many brothel workers and older women they would pay to sleep with. After World War II this was used all over the United States as a derogatory term for any Asian woman because of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Now in the 2000's Panko has resurfaced as a common term used among many white people who think they're Asian and many White males who screw Asian women for the orignal use, The Crusty Japanese Vagina.

1940's: " The old Asian woman I was courting had a very Panko vagina"- Anonymous U.S. Soldier

After WWII: 1. "Did you see that Panko? She was actually fucking hot!"

2."So? Do you like your Panko Old? or do you like your Panko before the grass grows?"

2000's:1. "Man! Your old lady got naked at the party and showed off her damn Panko." - White Teen who thinks he's Asian talking about a Mexican Woman.

2." You might want to wash yourself so you don't have a Panko." -Anonymous White Male

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