Oakland clamshell

An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.

Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!

Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.

Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!