Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.

Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.

Cornhole

Historical context is the act of butt fucking by man into a woman for pleasure that ensures non-impregnation. The ancient practice serves to prevent pregnancy and loss of ability for a working lady to make money. Vaginal sex = “money hole.” “Cornhole” refers to the netherworld of penetrative sex that presents as more forbidding, dirty, and therefore desirable and that could bestow on the offerer a more generous transaction, perhaps a full larder or corn crib for the winter.

Widow Alice turned aside Hank’s generosity from the cornhole after a time in search of a different life with him.

Squaffle

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.

I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.

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Deadbeat

A person who pays off their credit card bill each month in full.

Shit man, I’ll never be able to up sell this deadbeat.

deadbeat

The label used by credit card companies for people who pay off their card balances in full each month in a perverse inversion of the usual meaning of the word as indicating financial irresponsibility,

Man, this deadbeat SOB has never paid us a dime of interest! Dude pays off every month.