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testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

by Cryptic June 1, 2005

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.

1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

104πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

by Cryptic June 1, 2005

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".

1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

37πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic June 30, 2005

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž