peeruption

when you have drank too much and just have to go so bad that you will pee anywhere and on anything.

"dude, why the hell are you pissing all over me in my convertible mustang???"

"sorry man I drank so much I had a peeruption!"

Mickey sticky

When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.

"what about 50 shades of grey?"

"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"

"ok baby"

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