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The alpha male goose of a flock, also known as a "Super Goose", has an erect penis comparable in size to its neck. The female goose often confuses the Super Goose Cock with the male's neck, and it can get messy.
That SuperGooseCock is huge! Wait, what's the female doing to the alpha male's head?
A superior being, stronger Han any man, faster than any bird, all-knowing and all-powerful. Some say he is even a Great Old One among the likes of Cthulhu.
Super Goose is amazing, strong, masculine, all-powerful. Don't ruffle his feathers or you'll suffer his wrath.