anigmatism

a disease which inflicts millions daily where u only see a situation in a niggarish way

person 1: "that muthafucka cut me in line, see now i'mma hafta beat his ass!"

person 2:"chill dog, he didn't see you, it's you anigmatism actin' up again!"

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Darth Niggerish

the most niggerish mu'fucka u know...always embarrasses you with his incredible ability to use his "dark side" powers to be the nigga that other races think you are...usually must be removed from all situations by using the "force" i.e. police force, or by forcible means lol

I was wondering why that job never called me back again...my roomate Darth Niggerish here put "Pussy Poppin" on the fucking answering machine!

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put you to bed

to perform a vigorous sexual thrashing on someone, causing them to sleep for an unspecified amount of time, sometimes resulting in some short term memory loss.

"I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryin to put you to bed..."---"bed" by J. Holiday

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wild goose wait

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva

man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!

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