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The fear of the swine flu. Terrified of catching swine flu, someone who will run away from anyone who sneezes near them, in fear of catching swine flu. Someone extremely paranoide about swine flu.
Guy: Is she coming to the movies with us tonight?
Girl: Nah, she said she's not coming because Edward's going and she saw him sneezing at school today and she thinks he has the swine flu.
Guy: Wow, she has swineophobia.
If every U.S. state were to be a person's dick, Rhode Island would be George Bush's.
Guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, I'm from Rhode Island.
Guy: Damn, that state is almost as small as Dubya's dick!
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When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
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